Re: New visitor

**Captain Scarlet** Mon Aug 06, 2012 10:53 am

I think that your choice of beer sounds absolutely disgusting, Captain... pale

**Captain Burgundy** Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:11 pm

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Captain Scarlet. Wink

**Captain Scarlet** Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:40 am

Well, I've never heard of it until now, so I take it that it's some sort of dreadful lager that's had things added to it to try to make it more palatable...

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:50 pm

Lager?! It's nothing of the sort! It's a real ale!

The name is actually "Badger Golden Glory", which I really should refer to it as, seeing as I've just discovered that the same brewery also make a "Badger Golden Champion". I'm surprised you haven't heard of them - the brewery is local to us both; brewed in the county between Somerset and Hampshire (Dorset).

**Captain Scarlet** Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:15 am

All right, I'll look out for the brewery if I ever stray into Dorset. Halo

**Captain Burgundy** Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:28 pm

I would ask what's wrong with Dorset, but I'm not going to encourage you. Now, pipe down and drink your beer or I'll take you out to the field at the back of the beer garden and bowl you some fast bouncers. Do you have your cricket bat and pads with you? No? Oh well, it's a good thing that you're indestructible... Razz

**Mads** Sat Sep 08, 2012 4:56 pm

What's wrong with Dorset? It's a long way from me, that's what's wrong Razz

**Captain Burgundy** Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:44 pm

I recommend it, Mads! It's a beautiful county. I visited it on and off during a stay in the New Forest (Hampshire).

**Mads** Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:32 pm

To really see the sights I think I'll have do a weekend trip. Smile

'cos I'd be spending about 4-5 hours driving to and from Dorset (it's just over 200 miles away from me)

**Captain Burgundy** Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:40 pm

If you were going to spend a week down south... I really would recommend the New Forest - it's a beautiful place and the location is great. I could go on, but I wouldn't want to give Captain Scarlet a big head... Halo

**captain canary** Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:15 pm

Hello everybody! Can I have a glass of port, please, Captain Burgundy? *leans on the bar* Hope I'm not interrupting anything. I just joined Spectrum and I was told this is the place to meet everyone.

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Sep 10, 2012 4:44 pm

Welcome to the Scarlet Knight - you were well advised; it is the best place to meet everyone. I'm Captain Burgundy and I work here when Captain Ruddy is on more pressing duty - and vice versa. Now, I'll get you a port as long as you're off duty. Wink

**Mads** Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:49 pm

I need caffeine Neutral

Got any tea? Smile

If not, got any coffee?

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:51 pm

Of course we have tea, Mads! What sort would you like? Breakfast tea? Earl Grey? Lady Grey? Green tea? Builders' tea? Wink

And would you like any cakes or biscuits?

**Mads** Mon Sep 10, 2012 6:58 pm

Earl Grey

Got any marrow cake? Very Happy

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Sep 10, 2012 7:33 pm

I might have... let me check. *goes out the back*

**Captain Ruddy** Mon Sep 10, 2012 10:34 pm

*Captain Ruddy, leaving a long trail of mud, enters the pub*

(grumble) Who said Alaska was part of the Frozen North?! They said nothing about it being a mosquito-filled SWAMP in the summertime!!!

(looks over shoulder) Burgundy, I'll mop up after I get a shower and get into a clean uniform. Can you please get me a nice tall glass of ice cold lemonade?

**Intensity Angel** Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:50 am

Greetings all!

I parked the interceptor in the car park, didn't hit anything, but who parked that SPV all funny? *shrugs nonchalently* Not my problem.

Heard there was a free pint for coming in, so here I am!

*waves at everyone* How was work dare I ask?

I'm glad to be a free Angel for a bit.

**Mads** Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:43 am

You didn't hit the stallion raid bike, did you? I like SPCs but I can dodge through traffic better on a bike Very Happy

**Captain Scarlet** Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:57 am

I parked the SPV, thank you very much. Do you want to give me a driving lesson, Intensity? Hmm

**captain canary** Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:28 pm

Don't do it, Intensity! He'll run you down! Shocked

**Intensity Angel** Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:25 pm

I'm an Angel. I don't need driving lessons as I can fly. Wink

And no I didn't hit the raid bike. I'm good at landing my jet in tight spaces.

Now where's this free beer I was promised?

**Captain Ruddy** Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:15 pm

*Ruddy comes out from back rooms, hair still dripping wet, carrying mop and bucket* What, Burgundy hasn't served you yet? Guess I'll have to pull the pint as well as buy it, huh? Barman

(grumble) Guess I'll have to get my own lemonade too...

**captain canary** Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:30 pm

She was too busy watching Captain Scarlet argue with Intensity Angel.

**Captain Burgundy** Wed Sep 12, 2012 3:59 pm

Sorry about that Captain Ruddy. Embarassed

I was just about to move the SPV that apparently hadn't been parked properly... *narrows her eyes at Scarlet*

**Intensity Angel** Thu Sep 13, 2012 11:04 pm

Captain Ruddy wrote:*Ruddy comes out from back rooms, hair still dripping wet, carrying mop and bucket* What, Burgundy hasn't served you yet? Guess I'll have to pull the pint as well as buy it, huh?

(grumble) Guess I'll have to get my own lemonade too...

Thanx Captain Ruddy! BEER!

I'll buy you lemonade the next time you go up to the bar.

Don't worry too much about the SPV, I can soon blast it out of existance if needs be. You won't believe some of the stuff I get to test. Wink

**Mads** Fri Sep 14, 2012 7:02 pm

Intensity Angel wrote:Don't worry too much about the SPV, I can soon blast it out of existance if needs be.

Remind me never to mess with you Wink

**Captain Burgundy** Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:01 pm

Don't blast Scarlet's SPV, Intensity - he's probably already on his final warning. How many cars, planes, etc. have you destroyed recently, Captain? Halo

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