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I'll be right with you, Captain Madder. What'll it be?

Me and Silver were here first, when did the bar open? I'd like a Martini and I suppose Silver'll want a beer.

Carry on like that, and you'll be lucky to get served at all, Captain. Ask nicely and I might serve you after Captain Madder.

She hasn't said what she wants, yet and my poor partner is waiting. Could I please have a Martini and a bitter for my partner?

Well... seeing as you asked nicely, and Captain Madder seems to still be making her mind up... right, that's a bitter and a Martini for your partner... What did you say you were having?

*gritting her teeth, trying to keep a civil tone* I want the Martini and my partner wants the pint of bitter.

*holding up her hands* Sorry! *serves the irate captain quickly* Blimey! I was only joking!

Certainly, Captain. I'll give you some of our home-made batch.

*goes up to the bar* So, this is where Spectrum's officers go when they're ground-side, is it? Does Colonel White know? *chuckle* I'll have a Scotch, if you'd be so kind.

Certainly, Mr. President, Sir. Uh... we only come here when we're off-duty. Drinking whilst on-duty is a serious offence, Sir.

*Gives Silver his drink and places hers on the piano and sits up to it* Yes, sir. And apart from Captain Madder, we're all off duty - and she's sticking to soft drinks.

I'm glad to hear it. *eyes the piano thoughtfully* You can play, can you? Do you take requests?

*Nods thoughtfully* I'll gladly take a request, sir. *Rubs her hands together, getting ready to play*.

*cringes* How about something nice and soothing, like... umm... I know! Like Rosé, by The Feeling.

Are you sure you're a Spectrum Officer, Mads? *clears her throat somewhat nervously* How about it, Captain Lime? Can you play any of those?

I'm quite sure.

You have a rather disturbing sense of humour, I must say!

*Starts playing Rosé winking at her partner and then looks across at Burgundy* I know why you picked this one, it's very fitting for a pub.

It was the first gentle song I thought of.

*Finishes playing Rosé, takes a quick sip of her Martini before starting Return of the Los Palmas 7 by Madness* Any more requests?

Burgundy gets President Younger's drink, looking up as she hears the door open.
Geez, I told you to pay attention! But did you? Noooo, you had to go off half cocked! It nearly got you killed!
Burgundy: Rough mission Captain Chartreuse?
Would have gone a LOT better if my partner had listened.
*Chartreuse sees Captain Lime at the piano*
Yo Captain Lime, you taking requests?
Lime: Sure. What do you want to hear?
Do you know anything by ELO?
Lime: Grrr!