Re: It's a lovely day

**Captain Burgundy** Sat Sep 08, 2012 6:50 pm

It isn't funny, Mads. Captain Scarlet, I shall advise Captain Blue to behave equally as thoughtlessly when he next gets an order in for you. Hmm

You should treat others as you'd like to be treated or be prepared to accept the consequences. Now, what would you like to order?

**Mads** Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:42 pm

I think Scarlet will want an order of humble pie Halo

**Captain Burgundy** Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:45 pm

I'm sure we have some of that somewhere...

**Captain Scarlet** Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:59 am

I think I'd prefer two steak - medium rare and with all the trimmings... Have you got any mustard? I will also have one root beer and one bitter. Thank you.

Mads, I'm warning you now - take off the hat with the three points and jingly bells on it and sit down quietly. I am in no mood for court jesters.

**Mads** Tue Sep 11, 2012 5:12 pm

I suppose you'll want me to put the stick, with jingly bells on, down as well? Rolling Eyes

**captain canary** Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:25 am

Is Captain Scarlet always this grumpy, or just when somebody stops him having two pints of free beer? Rolling Eyes

**Captain Burgundy** Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:04 pm

*quietly* I think you'll find that most men like to get their own way and get stroppy when they aren't allowed to. Joking aside, Captain Scarlet isn't usually like this... *louder* I'll get you your order immediately, Captain Scarlet; cheer up like a good chap.

**Intensity Angel** Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:14 pm

Hello guys. Lovely weather again. Cool

**captain canary** Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:24 pm

Not bad, is it? Is the barbecue still going, or has Captain Scarlet destroyed it with petrol again?

**Captain Scarlet** Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:42 pm

Cheeky! I haven't destroyed anything with petrol - yet. Evil or Very Mad

**World President** Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:48 pm

I'm glad to hear it, Captain Scarlet - keep up the good work.

**Captain Burgundy** Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:25 pm

Captain Scarlet has been very careful after the last time he lit a barbecue with petrol - isn't that right, Captain? Very Happy

**Captain Scarlet** Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:03 pm

I'm always careful - and if you don't believe me, you can ask Captain Blue. The only time I disregard my own safety is when orders require it. Or if somebody that isn't indestructible is in danger, of course... well, unless it's Ochre... Smile

**captain canary** Thu Sep 20, 2012 5:33 pm

Why wouldn't you want to help Captain Ocher out? Poor bloke!

**Captain Scarlet** Thu Sep 20, 2012 7:20 pm

That was a joke - perhaps a bad one. I was trying to say that I wouldn't rush to Ochre's aid if he'd been particularly annoying, but I didn't mean it.

**captain canary** Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:10 am

Yes, that was a bad joke. Poor Ochre! He's a nice bloke, really.

**Captain Scarlet** Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:55 am

I'd like to think that every Spectrum officer is a nice chap - unless that officer happens to be a nice lady, of course. *cracks his knuckles and wheels over the barbecue* Now... who would like some lunch?

**captain canary** Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:26 pm

Have you got any kangaroo meat? I haven't had it since I was training at Koala Base.

**Mads** Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:45 pm

*gives the barbecue a wide berth in case Scarlet uses too much petrol*

Wink

**Captain Scarlet** Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:08 pm

We should have kangaroo meat. I expect it's in the larder.

**Captain Burgundy** Thu Oct 11, 2012 9:53 am

Have you taken charge of the barbecue, Captain Scarlet? I'll go and get an extinguisher ready. Razz

**captain canary** Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:02 pm

Everyone says your cooking isn't very good, Captain Scarlet, perhaps I should have a go.

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