It's a lovely day

**Captain Burgundy** Tue May 10, 2011 4:52 pm

Well, at least it's stopped raining, even if it is a bit chilly. I'll fire up the patio heaters and bring out the barbecue! Smile

**World President** Sun May 22, 2011 11:54 am

Yes, please put the heaters on out here! Cold!

*goes and finds a dry, sheltered seat, muttering quietly* Brits and their all-weather barbecues! What's wrong with a dish of soup in front of the fire inside?

**Captain Burgundy** Fri May 27, 2011 9:30 am

With all due respect, Mister President, nobody twisted your arm to come out here. You're welcome to go back in the warm, Sir.

**World President** Fri May 27, 2011 11:41 am

Don't be impertinent, Captain. You might be happy freezing out here, but I'm not. *goes back inside, slamming the door*

**Captain Scarlet** Sat May 28, 2011 5:11 pm

Great work, Captain Burgundy. Rolling Eyes

Would you like me to try to calm him down for you?

**Captain Burgundy** Sat May 28, 2011 9:09 pm

Yes please, Captain. Embarassed

I don't suppose "sorry" would help at all...?

**Captain Scarlet** Sun May 29, 2011 8:28 am

Well, I suppose that it's a start. Please excuse me. *goes off to find the WP*

**Captain Burgundy** Sun May 29, 2011 12:44 pm

*fires up the last of the heaters and rubs her hands together* There we are. Now to get the coal...

**Captain Scarlet** Wed Jun 01, 2011 5:05 pm

*coming back* Captain, the World President said that he'd like a word with you. I can manage the barbecue. Just show me where everything is.

**Captain Burgundy** Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:55 pm

Are you sure that you don't need a hand? The barbecue is in the shed.

**Captain Scarlet** Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:51 am

Why would I need help? Have you barricaded the shed door? Suspect

**Captain Burgundy** Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:19 pm

No, but perhaps I should... Sometimes we get hibernating creatures in there. Butterflies, snails... reptiles... Halo

**Captain Scarlet** Sat Jun 04, 2011 7:00 pm

I'm not worried about a few bugs! And... reptiles? I hope you're joking!

**Captain Burgundy** Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:41 pm

Why would I do that? We mostly only get a few slow-worms, but I have found the odd grass snake, and they tend to bite if you disturb them. Let me go and check the building's secure, eh?

**Captain Scarlet** Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:54 pm

Alright, but hurry up. The World President isn't very pleased with you, and I doubt that keeping him waiting will help matters.

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:03 pm

What on Earth did you say to him? I thought you were going to calm him down!

**Captain Scarlet** Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:16 pm

I told him that you're always snappy when you're cold and that I'm sure you didn't mean it. It's true enough, isn't it? *shivers slightly* Unfortunately, he didn't buy it.

**Captain Burgundy** Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:24 am

I am not snappy! I just don't like people moaning at me about things that aren't my fault, that's all - I'll bet you feel the same way, don't you?

**Captain Scarlet** Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:28 am

Yes I do, but there are people that you really shouldn't snap at, unless you want ranks to be pulled - or worse. When it comes to not upsetting people, I'd say the World President is at the top of the list, closely followed by Colonel White, if you know what's good for you.

**Captain Ruddy** Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:40 am

*clears throat softly* Captain Burgundy, I believe the big soup pot is empty and needs washing...
*Burgundy runs off inside*
Oh, Captain... Halo

If anyone is going to "pull rank" around here, it will be ME, because, you see... Whisper

I AM THE LANDLADY!!! Row

IF you want to remain having privileges in this fine establishment, may I suggest that you stop harassing my staff?!?!

Thank you. Rosebud

**Captain Scarlet** Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:43 am

Ah, I see... Well, I was only trying to give her some advice... In any case, aren't you of equal rank?

**Captain Ruddy** Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:56 am

As you are well aware, Captain, I am always on call for the Strike Force, so I leave the Scarlet Knight in Captain Burgundy's very capable hands a good bit of the time.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back into the kitchen and finish chopping the vegetables for the next batch of soup...

*turns around to leave, but not before CS notices large chef's knife Ruddy had hidden behind her back*

**Captain Scarlet** Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:58 am

What's the knife for? I hope that isn't how you make your punters toe the line... Scared smiley

**Captain Ruddy** Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:02 am

No, of course not! I said I was busy chopping the vegetables, but when I heard the commotion I rushed outside. You know very well how it is, Captain, you have often said you feel naked without some sort of weapon...

I kept it behind my back so you wouldn't get the wrong idea.

**Captain Scarlet** Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:24 am

Ah, I see. Yes, I do understand. *pats his holster and smiles* You're right - once you've carried a weapon, it just... you have to carry one! Laughing

Anyway, about this barbecue... Would you like me to prepare the food? I can manage a barbecue, I'm sure.

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