Re: New visitor

**Captain Burgundy** Sun Aug 21, 2011 10:02 pm

You're quite welcome. More hot chocolate? Smile

Anyone want anything?

**Captain Scarlet** Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:39 pm

You know, you're beginning to annoy me. Hmm

**Captain Burgundy** Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:24 pm

Sorry! I was only trying to help, you know!

**Captain Scarlet** Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:31 pm

Did I suggest otherwise?

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:53 pm

You are so infuriating! You expect me to let you be nice to me, but you won't let me do a thing for you without getting all miffed about it! *goes into a rant*

**Captain Scarlet** Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:28 am

Sorry, I didn't understand half of that. Rolling Eyes

You were talking rather quickly.

**Captain Lime** Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:48 pm

Lime: Hello, everyone... what have I missed? Me and Captain Silver have been checking the security at Lunaville.
Silver: Yeah... so can I have a pint? I've been away too long.
Lime: *Gives him a slight nudge*

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:59 pm

What's the matter, Captain Silver? Is the Moon another place where you can't get a half-decent pint? That's Captain Tourmaline's favourite complaint about... well, just about anywhere that isn't in Great Britain, actually...

**Captain Lime** Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:08 pm

Silver: No, Lunaville's worse. I can't drink anything to find out whether it's good or not.
Lime: *Rolls her eyes* Yes, poor you... you had to work... *Looks across at Burgundy* Can I have a glass of Rosé, please?

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:19 pm

S.I.G., a pint of rose and a glass of beer. Very Happy

Now, is that bitter or lager?

**Captain Lime** Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:24 pm

Silver: A pint of lager, please, Captain.
Lime: Sorry, he's been touchy for a while, I think he has withdraw.

**Captain Burgundy** Mon Oct 10, 2011 4:34 pm

A pint of lager, all right. And a Rose for Captain Lime. Got it. Would you like a packet of crisps with you pint of lager? Laughing

**Captain Scarlet** Tue Oct 11, 2011 8:31 pm

And I'd like a cup of tea and a plate of biscuits, please. I'm due back on Cloudbase soon, so I'd better not have any more bitter.

**Captain Burgundy** Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:20 pm

No, you'd better not. I don't think retrometabolism will stop you from smelling of drink... Unless you want a drop in your tea...

**Captain Lime** Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:37 pm

Lime: *holds her stomach* Ugh! That's disgusting!
Silver: What's wrong with you? Speaking of beer... where's mine, Burgundy?

**Captain Burgundy** Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:49 pm

Huh! I'm not even allowed to have a joke, any more! *hands out the drinks sulkily* I don't know what this place is coming to!

**Captain Lime** Mon Oct 24, 2011 7:40 pm

Lime: Sorry, Captain, but that was rather horrible. *Starts towards the piano*
Silver: *Takes a gulp of beer and rolls his eyes* Why are you being so sensitive all of a sudden, Lily? It was funny, really... for one of Burgundy's...

**Captain Burgundy** Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:28 pm

Thank you very much, Captain Silver. I think.

**World President** Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:43 am

*stands behind Scarlet and rests a hand on his shoulder* Captain Scarlet, just how much beer have you had, anyway? *smiles slightly when he jumps* What's the matter, Captain? Guilty conscience? *turns to Silver* Might I ask why you were complaining about being unable to drink on duty?

**Captain Lime** Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:20 pm

Lime: *looks over her shoulder from the piano and calls out* Apologies for my partner Sir, he thinks he's funny. *Carries on playing and mutters under her breath* He obviously can't remember being told that he doesn't have to laugh: it's everyone else.

**Captain Scarlet** Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:19 pm

Well... uh... well, sir... I only had... *thinks about telling the truth but quickly halves it* three, sir.

**Captain Burgundy** Sat Nov 19, 2011 9:56 pm

Mister President, Captain Scarlet has a very high alcohol tolerance, Sir. Anyway, Sir, he wouldn't do anything that could put his colleagues in danger. Captain Scarlet is very reliable and trustworthy, as I'm sure you know.

**Captain Scarlet** Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:05 pm

Captain Burgundy, I'll never say a word against you again. Wink

**Captain Burgundy** Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:48 pm

If you say so... Wink

**Captain Scarlet** Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:32 pm

I can't promise not to say a word against your conduct as a member of Spectrum or your cookery skills; I just won't say anything against you as a person. Halo

**Captain Burgundy** Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:35 pm

Then I suppose you won't want this, Captain?

Cake!

Or the coconut ice, brandy truffles and mint cremes that I made yesterday, for that matter. Ah well, all the more for the rest of us!

**Captain Scarlet** Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:52 pm

Brandy truffles? Coconut ice? It sounds to me as if you're preparing for a traditional Christmas! *tries to sneak some icing from the cake* This looks very tempting, I must say. Surely I'm allowed a piece of my own Birthday cake?

**Captain Burgundy** Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:11 pm

*slaps his wrist before his hand is too close to the flames* Not until you blow out the candles. Happy birthday, Captain Scarlet. And watch out - I don't want you burning yourself after what happened the last time.

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