New visitor

It was the first gentle song I thought of.

*Finishes playing Rosé, takes a quick sip of her Martini before starting Return of the Los Palmas 7 by Madness* Any more requests?

Burgundy gets President Younger's drink, looking up as she hears the door open.
Geez, I told you to pay attention! But did you? Noooo, you had to go off half cocked! It nearly got you killed!
Burgundy: Rough mission Captain Chartreuse?
Would have gone a LOT better if my partner had listened.
*Chartreuse sees Captain Lime at the piano*
Yo Captain Lime, you taking requests?
Lime: Sure. What do you want to hear?
Do you know anything by ELO?
Lime: Grrr!

There's nothing wrong with Electric Light Orchestra! They were a very talented group and their music was phenominal! They could manage a combination of styles and instruments with ease... rather like Madness, in that sense.

Lime: *Opens her mouth to retort*
Silver: Lily, don't start fights with the barmaid. Drink your Martini and play your piano.

Excuse me? "Barmaid"?

Hi there, is it too late for some food? I'd like an ice-cold Coke and a Stilton Ploughman's, please, with extra Branston.

Certainly! Please take a seat; I'll bring it to you.

Mmmm stilton Can you make that 2 Stilton Ploughman's please? I'm going to need the energy.

*sips Coke* Ahh, that's better. Nice friendly place to have a chat and listen to some soft music. Not like that other local where all they do is play silly trivia games and throw around double entendres all day...

All right, I'll make that two ploughman's... unless you'd rather have the soup of the day, Mads? You look a bit chilly... I take it Scotland's still cold? The soup's blue cheese and broccoli, by the way.

*turns to Captain Ruddy* Really? Where was your old local?

Oh, you've probably never heard of it. Strange place called the Obtuse Angel, in a little town called Marionvale.

Don't you mean "Marineville"? I've never heard of "Marionville"...

No, really, it's Marionvale. Just down the road a ways from Adamsmouth. Good place for a laugh, but sometimes I wasn't comfortable there.

Sounds nice. I'll have to drop by some time. *hands over the ploughman's* Here you are, Captain Ruddy; would you like anything else?

Let's see... nice wedge of Stilton, a little ham, pickled onions, salad, nice BIG dollop of Branston, plenty of crusty bread with butter... nope, I think I have all I need! Thanks!

Lime: *still playing Waltz Into Mischief looks up at Silver* I didn't know they served food!
Silver: Do you need glasses? *rolls his eyes* I suppose you want me to buy you dinner...
Lime: If they do steak I'll have one - well done - with all the trimmings, if not I'll have soup. *grins up at him sweetly*

What do you mean, "if we serve steak"? Of course we serve steak! What sort of establishment do you think this is?

Lime, I thought this was a *virtual* pub, where you can order virtually anything!

But a word of advice, I'd order my steak a little less than well done unless you want Tourmaline to show up with a flamethrower.

Lime: You know him too well, but luckily for me he's on duty at the moment.
Silver: Could you make that two steaks, Captain Burgundy? I'd like mine medium rare, though. *Looks at Lime realising she hasn't stopped playing* Are you going to move from the piano and sit up to a table?

**looks round**
Room for anymore?

Come and sit down, Professor. What can I get you?

cold diet coke wouldnt go a miss please

Certainly! On the rocks?