Hiding SPVs

I've been chatting to a very good friend of mine, who mentioned the man who had an SPV hidden at the back of his shop (Point 783) and consequently suffered huge losses when Scarlet had to get it out of the building. There were other daft places that were used, too; like the place where Scarlet acquired an SPV without permission, when he had supposedly resigned. If he'd been a Mysteron agent, he would have got that far too easily!

So I'll put the question to all of you. If you had to hide an SPV for Spectrum, what would you do with it?

What would be the stupidest / strangest place to try to hide one?

If there is a way to waterproof them to where they wouldn't rust, I say put them at the deepest part of a river or lake.

I had posted it on Facebook already, but for those of you who DON'T have Facebook, here's what I answered:

Oh, I can answer this one! On the first Saturday of each month, the little town of Santuck, Alabama, has its flea market where HUNDREDS of people show up for crazy deals. The goofiest place would have to be in a trailer that'd be big enough to hold lawn equipment. After showing the credentials, someone would have a nightmare trying to get the SPV past the scores of people. (And let's face it, in the tiny town of Santuck, this would be a HUGE story!)

There's another Alabama town that would be a wacky place: Slapout! Yeah, there's a town called Slapout. One lonely road, it'd be bigger there than in Santuck!

Thank you both for your thoughts and welcome to the site, oddballextreme.

My daft place would be on a driveway in front of a council house, disguised as a caravan. Many houses have caravans/camper vans parked outside of them in the Uk, but I picked on a house in the middle of a council estate because those areas are so built up.

Yes, that's very true.

Come on then, Mads; where would you hide (or not) an SPV?